Scardaisy doesn't understand Tumblr.

i mostly object to new age shite on the grounds of its lack of poetry

and literary charm. (Lack of poetry is the essence of poetry sometimes, but I think we can make a distinction.) Never mind if the actual content is baseless bollocks: it’s almost invariably badly-written baseless bollocks, that’s the important thing.

I will tactfully refrain from disclosing which celebrity blog brought this rant on.